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Back in the 70s thousands of Swedes did in fact call out gay from work in protest of the government declaring homosexuality a mental illness, and one woman apparently even managed to get on disability payments for it

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Almost as brave as the ones that fragged their COs

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if there’s one thing i know about alpha males its that they go around constantly telling everyone how alpha they are

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Never trust someone who insists on telling you who they are the first time you meet them.

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5 points

The alpha male of a wold pack is the wolf most slavishly subservient to its master. Everyone knows this.

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48 points

I seriously can’t fathom how removed from reality you have to be in order to brag about being an utterly subservient worker drone for your boss and how much you’ve sanded down your own soul.

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46 points

I am such a manly man I gave up all my free time to generate wealth for someone else

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I’m not generating wealth for someone else - I’m building a LIFE

can you do that under communism?

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I remember I told a conservative that technically his boss pretty much owns him and he got extremely mad and was like NO ONE FUCKING OWNS ME

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“Under communism you own nothing and eat bugs” - Person who rents their living space and eats processed “meat”.

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17 points

“I’m not owned, I’m not owned” I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into the most wretched of commodities

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47 points

I have actually called out of work gay before :gigachad-hd:

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“Sorry boss but there’s too many hard cocks in my butt right now, even if I did come in I wouldn’t get much done.”

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8 points

Unfortunately I’m not cool enough to call out for an orgy, but I have had plenty of gay sex on the clock lmao

I called out “to go to Pride” and then absolutely did not go to pride cause I hate crowds and I hate rainbow capitalism

I also called out when the final season of She-Ra dropped

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41 points

“sorry, can’t come in to work today, my gender is all fucked up.”

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36 points

gender machine 🅱️roke

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28 points

Ngl you should be allowed to do that

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25 points

“Isn’t that every day with you? I really need you to come in.””

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