Girl logic am I right?

36 points

the fucking sick and twisted logic of accidentally killing a plant

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Something only a crazy woman would do, right? Men never kill plants.

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42 points

men are natural caregivers and their motherly instincts kick in when they see a succulent

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Haha, that could never happen to me, especially not bc of well-intentioned overwatering :agony-wholesome: pushes moldy dead cacti and succus out of sight

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12 points

Living things is a female trait. Men have guitar stands and motorcycles.

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27 points

Those were succus 😔

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Succ

(But yeah even succulents need water sometimes right? In the dry season?)

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Yes of course, even more than people would think cuz indoors you don’t get dew which is the main source of water for these fellas in the wild; also they put them in tiny little containers, while in the wild these plants develop long deep roots.

But it’s just some weekly sprays for most succus.

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Woman bad and stupid, I am very intelligent :very-intelligent:

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8 points

E = m*c(vagina)

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6 points

7,000 Reddit awards

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Funny cuz my gf literally won’t get succulents cuz she’s worried her instinct to compulsively water them would kill them.

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I’m the opposite I forget to water plants lol :blob-no-thoughts:

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that’s why I also don’t bother with most succulents unless they’re a gift.

I also overwater some other plants that are super sensitive to it (like ficuses)

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