Bad Dragon.
There’s really nothing more masculine than having a dildo the size of your arm.
Dude wipes let’s you touch your own butt without turning you gay.
Seeing people wear black rifle coffee or nine line (some sort of army veteran apparel nonsense) shirts scares the shit out of me.
There are a million veteran grift “nonprofits” that have shirts with US flags on the sleeve and a stupid logo or message. I hate it.
Once saw a tacticool baby changing bag in army camo and everything. You too can look like you’ve momentarily stopped during your super secret navy seals operation to change your kid’s nappy.
Boneless chicken wyngz
Contains no wing meat
Wyngz?! What in the ever-loving fuck is going on here? What sick brain chose to spit in the face of God by making such an abomination?
