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Boofing means putting drugs up your butt

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if bernie was standing in front of me boofing id feel peer pressured to do it, i gotta be more radical than him after all?

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hell yeah it does. Iโ€™ve had this wicked phobia of needles all my life and so when I got addicted to opioids the best I could do was boof 'em since usually thatโ€™s the route of administration with the highest bioavailability after IV.

Iโ€™ll totally boof opioids with Bernie so long as he promises to not throw me in fucking prison for it. He wasnโ€™t able to make that promise last round for whatever reason but hopefully heโ€™ll do it this time

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Bad ending:sobriety

I accept the pen and turn it on, not realizing that doing so has reset the battery output to 40 watts. One second into my hit, the tank coil burns out and Iโ€™m left holding an inert tube of loud. I have destroyed brother Bernardโ€™s dab cartridge

SECOND CHANCE ( CAUSED BY TRAIT: TINKERER):

After apologizing to my man (heโ€™s gracious about it as the battery reset thing can be a bastard, but I can tell heโ€™s disappointed by the way it turned out) I offer to try and salvage his tank. I take it with me to the bathroom and close the door before pulling out a lighter and my own, nearly empty dab pen. Unscrewing the tops of both cartridges, I hover Bernieโ€™s over my own and activate the lighter underneath it, liquefying the sluggish wax inside and making it pour into my cart. I do this several times, eventually scraping the inside of the tube with a broken pen part, until his cartridge is empty and mine full. Finally, I wipe off the outside and screw it onto the battery before heading back to my seat. This time I make sure to double check the voltage, and me and Bern turn that fuselage into a sauna.

Good ending, Enforced planewide tranquility

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13 points

mandatory theory

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9 points

ngl โ€ฆ I was really worried you were gonna set off the lavatory smoke detector

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11 points

Anything else would literally kill him

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17 points

[extreme zoomer noise]

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18 points

heโ€™s survived months of daily dick flattening, i doubt heโ€™d mind taking a few hits from the gravity bong

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I imagine Bernard only hits extremely quirked up moon rocks in a water cooled mfer, but fuck it at this point just slap some shake in a king palm and letโ€™s get going

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12 points

Feel the Bern :stalin-smokin:

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