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Points Against Him:

  • Was lieutenant to Dragon Hitler during the Dragon War and committed/witnessed unspecified war crimes/atrocities against humanity

Points For Him:

  • Eventually turned against Dragon Hitler and taught humanity Dragon Shouts, which gave them the edge they needed to defeat Dragon Hitler and win the war

  • Feels sincere, deep regret over his past actions, secludes himself on top of Mt. Everest as punishment

  • Helps the Dragonborn to kill Dragon Hitler for good when he comes back

(Take a shot every time the word “Dragon” is said)

57 points

the fantasy cia want him dead, thats enough reason for me to keep him alive

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38 points

The Blades are pretty fash, imo.

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32 points

My lore is pretty rusty, but aren’t they literally the emperor’s personal body guard slash secret police, assassins and errand boys who also sorta get to decide who the next emperor is but it’s totally ok because they’re incorruptible?

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10 points

I don’t think it was ever implied that they’re incorruptible, just very loyal to the Septim emperor.

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While on the whole it was a good thing to kill Dagoth Ur, the Empire only sent in the Nerevarine hopeful into Vvardenfell to destabilise the region and fulfil the prophecy that leads to the fall of the Tribunal, who were a major roadblock for complete Imperial control.

The Spymaster and your Blades contact is also a huge crackhead lol

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36 points

where’s the marriage option, Todd Coward

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14 points

Monsterfuckers of the world unite.

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He’s voiced by Mario, I can’t kill him

:hesitation-2:

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23 points

FUS-RO-DA

LET’S-A-GO

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WAIT THAT’S CHARLES MARTINET?!

This is also Charles Martinet, you’re welcome

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Is it the poop thing?

Edit: it’s not the poop thing

Heres the poop thing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv9YzY0lnKs

You’re welcome

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9 points

Excuse me WHAT?!

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jUIK7jl3Hpo <-Charles Martinet who voiced Paarthurnax most famously voices Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi.

Paarthurnax is just his Wario voice without the accent lol.

Dude has range

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7 points

Oh I know Martinet all right, but fucking Paarthurnax? I never would have guessed

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Download the Paarthurnax Dilemma. Tell Delphine to go fuck herself in style.

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