Elon Musk tries to come out as pan, using the kevin spacey playbook to respond to the recent news of his sexual harassment

Roe v Wade gets overturned for real, then some state (probably Texas) tries to ban gay marriage, making Obergefell v Hodges the next target of SCOTUS

The monkeypox trend line will increase steadily as it has been, but now it will receive way more attention and be blamed on gay people having sex

Chicago takes down the giant Ukraine flag currently flying at the Ohio street ramp, puts up the pride flag like they do every June, the Tribune writes an article about how this dishonors Azov, who are actually queer liberationists fighting against the homophobic Putler.

June