A launcher that launches a launcher that launches a launcher and then that launcher needs to update to launch a launcher that needs an update to launch the game but wait i need to login to the launcher to launch the launcher that i also need to login to to launch lauanahchhcha a dhsnhennamebrbjfbnsnsbr.

Piracy is jsut objectively better. Well unless you need game patches then its painful.

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Paradox launchers are the worst. It takes them twice as long to boot up as the actual game does.

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I remember that one time when my eu4 launcher crashed and when I tried to send a crash report through a crash reporter that popped up, it also crashed. I hate software

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has anyone made a parody game where the whole thing is just an endless sequence of launchers? It sounds like it should be a thing

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Like that one dunkey video where there’s a million studio logos being shown at the beginning

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microsoftflightsimulator2020.mp4

I love that game, but I’ve spent more time updating it than playing it.

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We’ve been spoiled by Steam being generally pretty good and creating a brief pax where everything in the PC market was nice and standardized.

Now, we’re seeing a bit of a return to the days where every company had to push their own proprietary bullshit along with their games.

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Not to sound like a complete gamer chode but I refuse to get those free Epic games simply because I don’t want to install more store frontends. Fuck off, I didn’t install Origin and I won’t install this either. Microsoft and their Game Pass can suck a fat one too

Steam, GOG’s old school no strings attached installers + piracy are enough for me. Activision had the gumption to tie Crash Bandicoot 4 to the Overwatch/WoW launcher on PC. No thanks, I’ll just go with FitGirl instead :data-laughing:

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I grab every single free epic game I have then play almost none of them. I have like over 100 games on epic that I never play. I never put a credit card into the epic store.

It’s weird, I’m so much less likely to play a game if I get it for free, subnautica being the only real exception.

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It’s probably the sunk cost effect. When you pay for something you feel like you have to get your money’s worth.

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Sometimes Epic gives away decent multiplayer games you can’t pirate, DeadByDaylight, Battlefront 2, Among Us, Arc, Elite Dangerous, GTAV, Kingdom Come Deliverance, Rising Storm Vietnam, xcom 2

Otherwise, they’ve given away at least a dozen or so single player games worth a play.

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I also refuse to download Epic. At least if a game’s exe launches its own launcher I’m still managing it via Steam - I really don’t want to have multiple lists of the games I own and have to keep multiple launchers running that hog my computer’s resources. I still really want to play FF7 Remake but I won’t touch it until it’s on Steam.

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Epic games don’t require the launcher other than to update.

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I remember when things like Humble Bundles became a thing, I bought a couple to get games I wanted but felt bad for inflating my library with games I would literally never touch and never bought them again

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I don’t understand this one because it’s not like when streaming services fractured and you have to pay for each one. It’s all free shit to me with the minor inconvenience of a different login.

Incidentally they also treat devs way better than Valve does. If there’s no way to buy direct from the devs then they’ll get a bigger cut from Epic store sales than Steam sales.

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I made this post waiting for a game to start

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