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If your pun is good enough, somebody else will reply :kelly:. Putting it in your own joke is equivalent to using a laugh track.

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I am running for president of hexbear and my only platform is to make posting your own kelly an instant sitewide ban.

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Executive Pre-order :kelly:

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Haha very punny there mister haha what a good joke haha

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✍️ “came_apart_at_Kmart”

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Banned-aid Solution :kelly:

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You’re Kelly-ing Me :kelly:

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19 points

The Morbius jokes were never funny.

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I would usually agree with you, but the word Morb is funny so I still laugh at them

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morb_owl

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Dirt Owl was never funny

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Leftists should learn basic accounting and read financial quarters of companies, to learn how much they are getting fucked or whether union action is impossible at the time. Plus ghouls don’t mince words there usually.

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maybe you should write a robot that does this so called “math” thing and then announces to us when it’s time to union

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I meant union desires being impossible in current (what auto industry run into in 80s in america) configuration. Like for example union action in uber is death sentence for company, they already bleed money, and uber will implode (not that it’s bad thing, just being realistic of perspective, I.e. we kill uber and change laws for gig work)

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Unionize the prisoners.

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My hot take is that they should just give me my government supplied boyfriend already smh my head 😤

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well, u can start by entering urself into the NBAS (national boyfriend assignment service) and putting in a request for me :D

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into the gulag incel.

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I spent like an entire day trying to solder some battery cells together because I’m not paying a $130/ea for new units from Dewalt.

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If that doesn’t work out you can always extract the Lithium to make meth.

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They were NiCad cells. I saw a couple guides on converting them to lithium but it looked a bit technical.

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:this:

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