Go ahead call the volcel vanguard on me bitch I’ll suck em dry
Alright, but this is going on next month’s horny rations
We have rations? Are they listed in our profile? Shit. How do I know when I’ve run out?
By sheer coincidence, this happened to be my 69th post
We’re here, please stand down, nobody needs to be sucked dry today
call the volcel vanguard on me bitch I’ll suck em dry
Fuck the police, right?
I gained a shitload of weight in quarantine and basically no one look at me or touch me