I’ve been wondering who are the worst anime characters to ask for relationship advice. So far I thought of Yujiro Hanma from Baki, because he would absolutely invade your privacy in the worst moments and “coach”, and Mei Mei from Jujutsu Kaisen because she would not only charge a lot of money for “consultation fees”, but worse, her advice would be really really bad since she is both a sociopath and a groomer…
Goku
This fuckin guy lmao
all his girlfriends he uses end up dying for him
spoiler
This is Garma and Amuro erasure.
Also, I Google searched to find that image and one of the first things I got was @Cromalin@hexbear.net’s post of that pic on Hexbear lmao.
lmao, you can tell it’s my screenshot because it’s halimede’s rt. what did you even search to find that?
he cares only about finding his brother, and training with his master. His childhood friend, became his personal gundam mechanic, willing to pilot one to protect him, despite not knowing how, and he only realizes she likes him after she gets captured by a suit litterally called devil gundam, the suit that also corrupted his brother.
Domon from G Gundam. He basically platonically dates his coworker for a year and can’t express his feelings for her because his love language is karate.
akio ohtori. loves giving advice but is always focusing on ruining your life and fucking you
mcgillis from gundam ibo. it’s possible that he’s running a scheme where he’ll kill you. it’s possible he’s sincere and trying to help you! either way you’re fucked if you listen to him
Yeah, I didn’t even consider malice in the equation, I originally thought of “who would be so hilariously bad at relationship advice even if they try their best”, but you’re right, malice is worse than anything any well meaning awful advice would be.
to be clear, akio spends the entire show grooming and abusing (and in many cases having sex with) the whole cast of the show, most of whom are children (ranging from 12 to 17). huge piece of shit, and incredible at picking advice that fucks you over
Killy from BLAME!
Dude has zero rizz.
Oh dear God I hated that character in Jojo.
part 3
A Stand character with pedophiliac and abusive undertones.
Can turn characters into children or babies.
Worked for Dio while our heroes were in Egypt.
Oh THAT episode. Eww, I must have blocked that one out of my brain lol. Worst part of Part 3.
