Hacking the wifi at an Amazon warehouse and giving a overdose to everyone in the building, including yourself
They’re gonna have security experts with six figure salaries figuring out how to prevent anything cool from happening.
I personally wouldn’t take any pill that Steven Pinker offered me…
I’m sure there was a dystopian movie about this lol
It’s 2053. I draw a squeegie mop across the vast plexiglass dome of the PepsiCo Rayathlon arcology, scraping edible algae into a pail. For a brief second, I glance out at the still burning wastes of earth. A bing on my communicator and a wave of antidepressents is released into my bloodstream. I look, but don’t really understand, out across the landscape and re enter the arcology.
What the fuck is the point of this? Are there not already slow release capsules? Whats wrong with taking SSRIs on the daily? Wouldn’t this pass through your digestive tract in like a day? And if so what the fuck makes it any different from regular medication?
So many questions
No you see, everything needs to be pointlessly high tech because wholesome 100 Elon Muskarino, now finish your 17 hour shift in this Amazon Fulfillment Centre so you can have your alloted 30 minute ball pit break.
Thinking about it more, this is a grift similar to Theranos or WeWork, you get delusional VCs to inflate your stock price before you even have a working business model or a prototype, then you cash out as much as possible before it implodes
Real talk, there’s no potentiality of someone else controlling the meds with the standard time-release drugs. That’s the appeal here.
lol yeah this is definitely not how antidepressants work; they aren’t just a “take when you’re sad and then you’ll be happy” pill. Someone else here pointed out that this tweet has been edited, the original was for insulin release, which is something that would actually work.
