:thinkin-lenin:
You can tell it’s a bit because someone this deep in Harry Potter astrology would never say anything positive about Lenin.
where did they praise Lenin?
oh nvm. LMFAO. definitely a bit to even say something like that
I just assumed someone in Harry Potter was named Lenin, my brain just didn’t accept they could have meant the actual Lenin lol
I thought this was standard weapons grade cringe until they hit me with the Leninist right hook holy shit. God-tier bit.
(which I naturally won with logic due to being a Ravenclaw lol)
I give this marriage 5 years, max.
You’re thinking like a Ravenclaw but you need to apply the Gryffindor mindset. You’re forgetting her husband’s a Hufflepuff; he’ll never leave her.
Every paragraph has more whiplash than the previous. Masterful shitpost, the Lenin bit is genius
This is someone doing a bit based on the original post that I think was also a troll post.
good pasta though