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“Shall we play a game?” is the dumbest shit imaginable. if you told me that i had to be Q for a day and needed to write a post from him in 5 seconds, thats what i would say. remind me how people take it seriously again?

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They grew up on leaded gasoline.

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I wouldn’t even write that, because I’d be worried it’s too on the nose lmao

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I would just post numbers. really fire up the paranoiacs

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to be fair, i think if a top secret level agent were leaking earthshattering state secrets, they would probably speak in misquotes of popular movies.

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It’s funny if it’s from Saw because this Q is almost certainly a sock puppet for the 8chan owners

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it’s almost as if he goes silent outside of American election season :thonk:

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It’s the CIA. It’s always the CIA.

:cia:

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I think it’s just a Trump staffer. This is coming from the user that has the highest ratio of saying the word cia on this site (probably).

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We await the return of @WIIHAPPYFEW

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My mission is not one of grifting.

It is one of information regarding infiltration of forces led by the Homestuck Community.

As of now, they have been dealt with within this site.

Should trouble arise again, I shall return to my prior services.

-FEW

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Where we moomin we moomout :sicko-hexbear:

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They’re winning, they’re getting everything they wanted. The fuck do they want now?!?

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Q isn’t for the ones who think they’re winning. Q is for the most paranoid and detached from reality to still get on board with standard American conservatism. These people would otherwise be apolitical or atomized disperse groups of conspiracy theorists.

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