84 points

They’re going to literally destroy the country.

:party-blob:

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but probably also a lot of other countries with environmental damage. Also a lot of Europe might copy america in this dumbassitude

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:inshallah-script:

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74 points

bahahahahaha replies blaming russia for the impending balkanization of the US

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Libs gonna lib.

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28 points

Democratic leadership: Let’s do some interpretative dance about the resiliency of liberal institutions.

Soon Roe v. Wade will be the law of the land again!

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This would be pretty hilarious and i hope they do it.

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The dance is immediately followed by a musical performance with words and music by Lin-Manuel Libranda.

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24 points

Russia moved the needle 2.5%-5% but the boiler was going to blow anyway.

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17 points

Based russia

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7 points

Very symbolic indeed

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They’re never going to take responsibility and in a way they brought this outcome onto themselves by refusing to reflect.

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10 points

US pundits: we need to balkanize Russia to prevent what happened to Ukraine from happening again! :wojak-nooo:

:putin-wink: : who must go?

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3 points

He who smelt it, dealt it :putin-wink:

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:sicko-yes: Destroying the United States

:sicko-no: I live in the United States

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38 points

:sicko-beaming: You get to be a part in shaping what comes out of the remains of the United States

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21 points

A giant “UWU”

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smoke em if you got em

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:stalin-smokin:

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:ypg-brace:

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66 points

Communists…worked on Balkanizing the USA for a century…and…conservatives just…did it themselves

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57 points

They’re actively cracking up the country to establish their own dominions like if the german princes used Roman senate legalese to free their territorial holds from Roman fealty

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not really though as there aren’t warlords waiting in the wings to carve up the country

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The Northwest Front and Christian dominionists will certainly take advantage.

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I really doubt it setting yourself up as a warlord is difficult and America isn’t dysfunctional to the point of allowing random people to take over portions of the country. If nothing else stopping them would provide a justification to fund the police more

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19 points

What’s the difference between a warlord and a sheriff in some of these small towns where the federal government has so receded it’s basically let go of the territory? And what’s the difference in 20 more years of decay?

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lots of things including taxes still going to the federal/state government, the fact that if the federal/state government told them to do something or tried to get rid of them (unlikely scenario but still) they wouldn’t respond with a shootout, the big one would probably be that sherifs are elected

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