Libs gonna lib

68 points

The Republican Party is a fascist threat to democracy and the future of this country and the world, which is why we must get married to them

permalink
report
reply
37 points

You know, I’ve talked about the sexual pathology in the liberal fantasy of redeeming a conservative, but you illustrated it beautifully.

permalink
report
parent
reply
19 points

Oh, you’re a baaad girl, aren’t you. Wanting to eliminate the undesirables. Will you marry me?

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

I can fix her

permalink
report
parent
reply
40 points

New most hilarious election outcome: Biden/Haley both lose to Trump

permalink
report
reply
34 points

Trump/Santos goat ticket

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

I mean, I’m not gonna lie, that would truly be hilarious. Ship of state going down? Release the clowns!

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

That’s the clown ticket yes

Or the less clownish but still clownish ticket he picks up RFK Jr

Realistically he won’t pick either because they’d steal his thunder sometimes. Pence was the perfect VP because he was soft spoken, pretty much obedient (except on moronic shit I guess), and no one gave a shit about. He made a great speed bump to ride over and a good scapegoat to absorb any lingering questions about why Trump didn’t do… any of the shit he promised

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

Funniest VP selection would be Don Jr or the MyPillow guy.

permalink
report
parent
reply

My darkhorse pick is Vince McMahon

permalink
report
parent
reply

That would be funny AF.

permalink
report
parent
reply

*Trump/Bernie power couple

permalink
report
parent
reply

permalink
report
parent
reply
34 points

Haley is objectively at least as bad if not worse than Trump.

I don’t know how much it “matters” but it is hilarious seeing all the media basically crying over orange man when a woman version of George W Bush or John Bolton is their proposed alternative.

If you tell me to choose between the guy who sat by and allowed/fueled genocide, an avowed neoconservative, pro-war (Haley) or the guy who at least sometimes pretends to be anti war… I mean am I supposed to care about winning here? Because it kinda seems like the orange man isn’t the worst outcome…

(And no this isn’t a “Trump endorsement” before comes yelling. I don’t think I’ll be voting for President at all this year. Just state/local/ballot measure shit)

permalink
report
reply

God Bill Maher is such a dipshit.

permalink
report
reply
24 points

“Hmm… let me go check on the libs. Make sure they’re doing fi- WHAT THE FUCK???”

permalink
report
reply