Not even joking about this lmao let’s set all the golf courses on fire

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all golf course are now disc golf. :back-to-me: You may picnic. :back-to-me-shining:

Please clean up after your dogs. :weird-bolshevik:

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what about minigolf? do we chuck pogs around?

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:geordi-no: Supreme Court home adresses

:geordi-yes: Supreme court justices’ favorite golf courses

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I hate Golf as an idea. It’s such a ecologically violent, materially demanding, and class exclusionary game. Every golf course on the planet could be a nature reserve, or a public farming, or a myriad of other uses. But instead they seize up inordinate amounts of land, water, and resources to maintain to keep a few jackoffs entertained for an afternoon while they have an army of servants at their beck and call back at the club house. Not to mention the bonkers amount pesticides on golf courses is environmentally harmful and a major public health risk. I think sport and competition are important parts of a healthy society but Golf is just such an exclusionary game I don’t think it has a right to exist. A regular person can’t “just” play golf. The amount of initial startup capital to even play the game is absurd. Every Golf club should be metaled down and put into fixing our roads and bridges. It’s such a exemplar of suburbia.

It’s just a terrible display of how capital seeks what is profitable today, never thinking of the effects or impacts of those choices. No rich cultural advancement has come from Golf. If anything it’s literally designed to be a bastion for the wealthy. A walled enclosure that has actively excluded women, minorities, the working class. I hate that we have a society saw that and rather wanting to destroy it made people yearn to be in it. It’s just a sport that should not be.

WHY THE FUCK DOES A REGION LIKE THE SOUTHWEST EVEN ALLOW THEM TO BUILD!?!? THE AMOUNT OF WATER NECESSARY TO MAKE A “WORLD-CLASS” GOLF COURSE IS BONKERS! ITS A FUCKIN’ DESERT! GOD MADE THEM HOT SO WE WOULDN"T BUILD GOLF COURSE THERE BECAUSE IT’S A DUMB IDEA!

It’s just one of the many things I think about. It’s so very interesting to think about how the world could be different if we designed it for the fulfillment of everyone’s needs rather than the wants of the few.

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The funny thing is; Golf doesn’t have to suck. Apparently the Scots would just play in whatever grazed over field they happen upon with no special preparation, using rocks and a bent stick. On paper it should be a cheap sport; One club, some balls, and a flag to aim at.

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In the middle of Edinburgh there’s a public links in the park when you can just rock up and play 36 pitch and putt holes. The nearest pub will lend you clubs and balls when you get a pint. The only thing you have to worry about are dog walkers and the occasional picnickers. It’s tight as hell.

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this is why disc golf is the superior sport at this point

it’s usually played on some natural land with minimal trails and a few meadow-like open sections

there are some golf courses that have tried to use native grasses and such, but the dang ball is so tiny it basically requires giant monoculture lawns across acres of land

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yeah theres a big forest nearby to me that has it. i noticed a couple of trees with dinged up bark from repeated blows to it but that is ostensibly better than clearcutting it for a golf course. guy who runs it is a socialist and apparently did some sort of project to crowdfund buying the land and donating it to the parks service on special provisions, which was apparently wildly popular and worked out great for little cost to himself

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Turn golf courses into public parks with bicicle lanes, basketball courts and secret orgy groves

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secret orgy grove

:sicko-fem: :yes-hahaha-yes-l:

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:volcel-judge: :volcel-vanguard:

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The Secret Orgy Grove actually has a full-time attendant who provides condoms and dental dams and makes you sign a “don’t be an asshole” paper.

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Nah just turn them into parks and make possession of golf clubs or golf balls punishable by :gulag:

Death to America

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Make minigolf the only legal form of golf and have reasonably sized courses built on reclaimed parking lots.

The obstacles can be animated statues of famous revolutionaries and thinkers

Imagine trying to putt your ball onto Stalin’s big spoon so he’ll eat it

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Mini golf is 100x more interesting as a game than normal golf is anyway. Normal golf is just whacking a ball through mostly empty fields of grass. Minigolf requires design and obstacles, and can have fun secret paths and shit. Plus it’s on a scale you can actually understand what’s going on.

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Mini golf is just giant billiards.

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Here, a heartwarming story about a couple who bought a failing golf course to prevent it from becoming a park. Death to America indeed.

https://sports.yahoo.com/ohio-couple-saw-neighboring-golf-152742217.html

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Columbus and Franklin County Metro Parks were in contract to buy the course at 6300 Bent Grass Blvd. for $1.8 million earlier this year and planned to turn it into a park.

That didn’t sit well with neighbors — including the Wallakes — in the nearby Villages of Westchester, a development of about 900 homes whose owners had paid premium prices to live near the course.

In fact, the Wallakes had just built a home near the 16th green.

“I was ready to walk away from my house,” Bryan Wallake said. “A lot of people were concerned about their property values. We were hearing they could drop by 20 percent.”

His wife learned of Metro Parks’ plans while browsing through comments on the Canal Winchester Connection Facebook page.

“I said, ‘Oh, my gosh! They’re turning the golf course into a public park!’ ” she said.

Concerned residents created online petitions and informational websites to inform the community as to what was happening.

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Least vindictively selfish yankkkees

Death to America

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Oh my god fuck these people and their property values so much. Let’s burn this one first.

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No

The time for vigilante justice against g*lfers is NOW. Direct action gets the goods! /Fedpost

Death to America

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