Can’t have that anymore because of woke

Wot if yer roomba had a knoif?

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Wot if yer mum was a computah?

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22 points

Wot if yer fone new ya name

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Wot eef there was an app on your mobile that summoned a weasel or a stout of your choice to bite your nippies until they’re all gone? People would have few nippies left on account of they’re always on mobile while standing on queue

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But like, in the episode they should talk about how great it is to have the weasel eat your nipples and stream the whole thing while pretending they aren’t in obvious pain. That way it says something about society.

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there’s already an app that summons a stout

… iBeer

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34 points

Wot if they replace Big Ben with a digital clock?

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I would dub it Digi-Ben.

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33 points

It always had a weird incel streak to it. I remember the creator something like “yeah I like to portray women being evil because something something maternal instinct”. The episode where the guy’s exwife cheated on him was classic incel bait.

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32 points

Season 1 and 2 + the Xmas Special are solid gold. It was a straight BBC joint then.

The themes and direction were clear and the show did what it set out to do. I enjoyed that. There are plenty of fair criticisms of the show, but pre-Netflix-collaboration Black Mirror has to stand alone.

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the dance monkey dance one in S3 was good as well but that was it

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