From this post: https://hexbear.net/post/2063160. The whole comments thread is gold, this guy is on a reply streak.

Someone get him on the lathe, let’s see more CEOs getting held personally liable.

Also, bonus points that this guy can take time away from his busy day of running a company to post on IGN comment threads, really speaks to the important work he’s doing.

46 points

His argument is that we need CEOs so that someone can be held responsible when a company commits crimes…

In what world do C-Suites ever face consequences??

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in china from time to time

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17 points

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11 points

Also, if everything can be fully automated, why are we programming AIs to commit crime on behalf of a company?

Is this a Megaman X reference?

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5 points

Hey waitaminute… actually this is a great idea then!

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5 points

Can’t wait to have all out climate work ruined in a week because Pollution Pig was leading a company but went maverick

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Man I wish the world worked the way this guy thinks it does. If we’re gonna have this capitalist structure, that should be the point of a CEO. When the BP oil spill happened the head of BP should’ve been executed for his crimes.

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29 points

with all shareholders, like a pharaoh

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The board of directors should be entombed along with the CEO when the CEO dies or steps down.

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6 points

Hear me out here, everyone. Let’s say we get to a point where AI replaces most of industry, and if we need someone to be held accountable. Why not have people democratically decide on what the AI can and cannot do, and when the AI does something we do not like, we democratically tell the AI not to do that.

I know I know…really crazy idea.

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40 points

What? Just implement a corporate death penalty and have the state seize the corporation’s asset if the corporate person does something illegal. Corporations are people, don’t they know this?

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“I will believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.”

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3 points

Enron?

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16 points

Besides, when’s the last time a CEO was actually held personally liable for anything in the US? It’s purely an academic distinction, and I would argue it’s probably easier to keep an AI within the confines of the law if governments mandated this to be the case. You program it in, and if you didn’t the owner is liable.

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2 points

One time a dead Pope’s corpse was put on trial. Cadaver Synod - wikipedia

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2 points

We’ll do this with kissinger

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We could. I think he did a lot of fucked up things, just to get pussy I read his biography. https://www.amazon.com/Kissinger-Biography-Walter-Isaacson/dp/0743286979 I also read the book transcripts of the Nixon Tapes

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“okay” executes criminal CEOs

“Noooooo! Not like that!”

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Very telling how AI taking over art is seen as a huge priority but CEOs are magically immune to being replaced by AI, trust me.

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