What happens if we put them on IV? How long will they last? Will they go full Mr. Meeseeks? What are you doing over there, scientist?! We need answers!

Has anyone bothered to ask if it has other interests?

A lot of insects live for years as their “larval” or nymph form and then come out into the more recognizable “adult form” just to mate and die. In a lot of ways their larval form is their actual form with their adult lifestage being just a flash in the pan to continue the species.

same tbh

Hey look it’s me, not eating because depressed but also doing the very healthy thing of engaging in too many dating apps to find sex…