spoilers, they are

I do love a fear mongering story about some crazy thing kids are doing to get high. Anybody remember jenkum?

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Jenkum. Toothpasting. Bananadine.

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I’m now curious whether there’s a dumb fear mongering story written about that time people in my Jr high were snorting hot sauce due to a dare.

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i just remember jenkum as a rumor kids at school would talk about. was it an actual news story?

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28 points

please just smoke some weed or get some beer or nitrous or something holy shit

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12 points

:whip-it: :whip-it-canister: :whip-it-woman:

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I know I’m old because I’ve seen this exact headline with various nouns like 20 times over the last decade

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I’m willing to bet this is just a weird challenge trend, and not them actually getting high. I remember when they wrote similar headline for snorting condoms, and the purpose there was to do random dumb shit, not get high.

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20 points

I’m in my 20’s but I get high looking at Hexbear

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There’s no better drug than black mold futures

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19 points

holy jesus shit, real drugs cannot be that hard to come by

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Back in my day we stole Robotusin DM until they stopped carrying it.

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10 points

:rat-salute: i salute you and your invincible liver

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If you get the kind without acetaminophen it’s not as bad as it sounds

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9 points

Ah yeah good memories. Much like when food tastes better because you made it yourself I think shoplifting your drugs from a rural Kroger makes them more fun.

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2 points

I myself do miss the thrill of underage drinking lol

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4 points

do they not tell kids you can get high huffing paint in a paper bag anymore?

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3 points

It’s called highpoxia just sit down and take rapid shallow breaths and stand up

Do not do this

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not sure whether to upvote this for the “do not do this” or reply with a :downbear: for even writing that at all

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