It has been decided, sink, or, swim

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ive always been fruitpilled

imagine eating refined sugar trash when trees make natural sugar snacks for you

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trees make natural sugar snacks for you

this is vine, bush, and herbaceous plant erasure :soviet-huff:

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:xi-gun: compost your fruit when it goes bad.

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That’s cute, it’s like the Christmas story with the pocket watch and the hair.

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in my interpretation of the comic, the husband, despite being fruitpilled, does not eat the peach, because peachcel, i.e. “peach celibate” implies a lack of ingestion of peaches. :thinking-about-it:

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Yeah, idk what’s going on here.

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I think it means he’s celebate because of peaches.

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Wife not fruitpilled :sadness:

This Sweet peach is the only Natures Candy I’ll get anytime soon :grillman:

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12 points

Peach celiac disease

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Thank you! I was starting to wonder if I was insane for interpreting it this way! (Then again, what if we’re both crazy? …eh well at least I’m not the only one.)

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do peachcels even? :joker-troll:

do they even what? EVEN WHAT?!?!?! :jesse-wtf:

:jokerfied: do they even?

:walter-breakdown:

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fruitpilled peachcel

You need to peachmaxxx :thicc-trump:

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freezepillled peachmaxxing my :freeze-peach:

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