Americas powerful but small allies like Saudia Arabia and Israel abandoning them for China/Russia would be pretty funny. You just know the second they’re both on the other team all their obvious human rights abuses will be a giant fucking deal.

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Et Tu Israel?

Hosting my new diplomatic summit outside the petty confines of space-time. Stay losing terrestrial diplomats I’ll be getting glorpifestooned 😌