he gives interesting lectures every day and he lets you vape in class
when the weather is under 120 degrees and the nanobot swarms aren’t too thick he sometimes holds lectures grillside
I ask him how shitty the coke was back in the old days. He tells the class about horse dewormer and we don’t believe him
do I get to grill for extra credit
my shitty old capitalist vape caught fire in class and to apologize I gave him a 12 pack of black cherry sparkling water.
“It feels weird calling you ‘Professor’ when I called you ‘Lieutenant’ for the two damn longest years of my life, Sir.”