Not long term bad choices, more like you did something then immediately thought “oh no why did I do that”
Mine is, while trying to cure hiccups I decided to take a shot of apple cider vinegar. This works almost immediately, however I then notice I have indigestion from it and decide to eat a tsp of baking soda.
The realization of what I did hits me a millisecond too late as the baking soda goes down my throat and 2 seconds later I become a human volcano spewing the entire contents of my stomach all around my kitchen sink with a surprisingly intense force. I was basically firehosing.
Anyone else have one?
threw a brick at a cop during a protest. immediately started getting clubbed by like three pigs. i regret nothing.
Was bored in some casino on the main strip in Vegas. My 3 friends were running around playing slots/blackjack and I had already lost $60 so my dumbass split off from them & got on grindr since I’d been stuck with my friends for almost 2 weeks at this point and was :pingu-horny:
Meet up with some random guy in one of the casino bathrooms and proceeded to fuck him. As soon as I came I was like “w-why did I just bareback some stranger in a Vegas bathroom of all places after maybe five minutes of conversation, I’m gonna get an STD”, grab the dude by the arm before he leaves the stall and ask him when the last time he tested clean was. He kinda smirks and goes “uhhh about six months ago but no worries I don’t do this often”
mfw I get back home a week & a half later after the rest of the vacation and test positive for syphilis after noticing a bump on my pp :angry-hex:
always use protection
Evergreen instance: checking if hot thing is hot
Yes, the car lighter gets hot and will ignite the seat covers. Yes, the iron is hot and will cook your thumb flat. Yes, the coffee is hot and now you can’t taste it.
:yea:
It’s so common. It’s crazy how a human brain just doesn’t respect unseen threats like heat.
My older brother burned his finger on the cigarette lighter in front of me, and then a few months later I did the same thing and my parents were just like :jesse-wtf:
When I was a kid I had one of those cap guns but the cap wasn’t going off so I just bit into it. It went off in my mouth and my tongue started bleeding. I can feel a lump in my tongue to this day from it.
