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a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]@hexbear.net
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The towers never really existed, the planes were just using a new chemical in their chemtrails that made people hallucinate tall buildings.

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lvysaur [he/him]@hexbear.net
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this would also explain the mesothelioma

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alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
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Yeah, I specifically remember one interviewer saying it looked like the engine was damaged.

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LeninsRage [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Bush flew the planes but it was a genuine accident, basically the Bush family version of Chappaquiddick

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alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
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John McCain was a passenger on the second plane.

Apocalypse Now was the inflight movie. It triggered a flashback and then instinct just took over.

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LeninsRage [he/him]@hexbear.net
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McCain had a PTSD episode and Bush was blind drunk so he just went along with it. They had both been soliciting prostitutes who died in the crash. They had to come up with an elaborate cover story to prevent a scandal. Everything just went wrong.

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Sarcasm24 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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This is incredible

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Reversi [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Bush flew the planes, but the planes didn’t exist

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Bush floated through the towers in a sitting position, colon packed with demo charges

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