I respect spelling it pisse. Whenever I have to draw a penis on something, I’ll do an anatomically correct if not labeled one and then write “pennis” above it. I’ve heard a middle-aged man scream “PENNIS? THEY CAN’T EVEN FUCKING SPELL IT RIGHT?”

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Piss is stored in the truck balls

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Pissing into my truck balls to build up an emergency source of water in case my car breaks down in the middle of the desert while I’m smuggling seven million dollars in cartel drug money across the border to bail my client (yo soy abogado) out of jail

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14 points

The highly anticipated sequel to They Live

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Real men don’t poop they SHIT.

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Real men go tinkles and if they get it all in the toilet they get a yummy treat as a reward. It’s the sigma grindset.

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And if you swipe it up and wipe it up you’ll get a yummy treat

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At first I thought it was a They Live parody. Rowdy roadie puts on glasses and everything is just piss.

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