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Transcription for those struggling with the Dialect
  riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
    Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
    The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy.
    What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods gaggin fishy-
gods! Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu
Ualu Ualu! Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are still
out to mathmaster Malachus Micgranes and the Verdons cata-
pelting the camibalistics out of the Whoyteboyce of Hoodie 
Head. Assiegates and boomeringstroms. Sod's brood, be me fear!
Sanglorians, save! Arms apeal with larms, appalling. Killykill-
killy: a toll, a toll. What chance cuddleys, what cashels aired 
and ventilated! What bidimetoloves sinduced by what tegotetab-
solvers! What true feeling for their's hayair with what strawng 
voice of false jiccup! O here here how hoth sprowled met the
duskt the father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars and
body!) how hath fanespanned most high heaven the skysign of
soft advertisement! But was iz? Iseut? Ere were sewers? The oaks
of ald now they lie in peat yet elms leap where askes lay. Phall if
you but will, rise you must: and none so soon either shall the
pharce for the nunce come to a setdown secular phoenish.
    Bygmester Finnegan, of the Stuttering Hand, freemen's mau-
rer, lived in the broadest way immarginable in his rushlit toofar-
back for messuages before joshuan judges had given us numbers
or Helviticus committed deuteronomy (one yeastyday he sternely 
struxk his tete in a tub for to watsch the future of his fates but ere
he swiftly stook it out again, by the might of moses, the very wat-
er was eviparated and all the guenneses had met their exodus so
that ought to show you what a pentschanjeuchy chap he was!)
and during mighty odd years this man of hod, cement and edi-
fices in Toper's Thorp piled buildung supra buildung pon the
banks for the livers by the Soangso. He addle liddle phifie Annie
ugged the little craythur. Wither hayre in honds tuck up your part
inher. Oftwhile balbulous, mithre ahead, with goodly trowel in
grasp and ivoroiled overalls which he habitacularly fondseed, like
Haroun Childeric Eggeberth he would caligulate by multiplicab-
les the alltitude and malltitude until he seesaw by neatlight of the
liquor wheretwin 'twas born, his roundhead staple of other days
to rise in undress maisonry upstanded (joygrantit!), a waalworth 
of a skyerscape of most eyeful hoyth entowerly, erigenating from  
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Thank you! This cleared a lot up 🥰🥰🥰

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I like that finnegan’s wake ends with the start of the sentence from the beginning. Also, it was impossible for me to understand just 500 pages of gibberish lol. I read it aloud hoping I could catch some puns or something but nope, you basically need an irish accent and to have been alive in Ireland in the 1910s to have a hope of getting half of what this was. I read it to my dying dog in the summer after high school, she was pretty gone and wasn’t really moving. I’d have to carry her to the yard so she could have some sunshine as I read aloud literal gibberish.

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you just made an enemy for life!

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how does anybody read this shit

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In the comments:

Horrifying to see this pillar of the community reduced to a sobbing wreck, auld fella begging and dabbing for his life as the bailiffs use angle grinders to get through his front door to evict him live on stream

:michael-laugh:

Also in the comments:

Can thank Hasan and poki for this news

“eating the rich”

…Azan said, whilst driving his porsche and bitching in a 3 million dollar mansion.

:jesse-wtf:

I don’t know dick about Twitch, how are they responsible? This reminds me of Europeans blaming energy prices on Greta Thunberg

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Are you talking about Hasan? Because his “spending habits” already sparked a couple struggle sessions in the past and yeah I think it is undeniable this hurts his position as a leftist.

But this decision got nothing to do with them, I reckon its just Twitch compensating for the gambling ban because of course they wouldn’t just lose millions of USD in revenue for nothing.

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“Stop voicing your displeasure about the all-powerful blood-sucking ghouls or they’ll suck even harder”

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Hasan and Poki are “responsible” because they ‘campaigned’ to get gambling banned on twitch. So gambling addicted twitch streamers and their audience blames Hasan and Poki for getting gambling banned and the revenue restructuring.

This is my understanding as someone that does not watch any of the twitch streamers

Also revenue restructuring was coming for some time, YouTube did it years ago. It was only a matter of time before twitch followed

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Oh noooo, how daaaare you stop children from gambling!

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Yeah lmao like why the fuck was gambling allowed on twitch in the first place, the unironic “fratboy” culture of that website is disturbing

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So, what, this is just levelling the playing field?

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Wonder how much Limmy makes from his streams. Is he doing it full-time now?

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He’s been streaming full-time for quite a while

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