4 Humboldt County churches report vandalism
(as far as I can tell, this is a real local newspaper in california)
https://www.times-standard.com/2022/09/28/4-humboldt-county-churches-report-vandalization/

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Stir fry night, motherfuckers!

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wokkin up with my finest fried rice, come at me

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53 points

it was really nice of antifa to curve the M in BLM around the window frame :lenin-laugh:

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Its always an oddly symmetrical anarchy symbol, and the they way they avoid windows that gives it away

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40 points

woke up homies we’re about to praise satan and kill some magas today

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Praise MAGA, 1422, Hail Joe Biden, Go Wok Or Go Broke Home Boy

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5 points

*Go Wok Or Go Brok

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1 point

:anarchist-occult:

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40 points

“I immediately thought that someone had chosen to deface the building and attempt to make it appear that it was leftist radicals that had done it by writing BLM and Antifa,” Chip Sharpe, a member of the church, said. “It looked to me like they were trying to say, ‘OK, this was put here by us antifa BLM nuts,’ I don’t think I would have believed that antifa or BLM, whatever that organization is, would have anything to do with it anyway.”

“It doesn’t even make sense what they wrote, quite honestly, it’s quite confusing. But it’s been identified that it was the same kind of confusing message on each one of the four (churches) in that same timeframe,” Bridgette Garuti (church administrator) said.

Not even members of the church believe that the vandalism was done by BLM/antifa.

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25 points

Well, yeah, I mean look at it. You’d have to have recently suffered a severe concussion where you don’t even remember the current year for this to be remotely convincing.

I can’t even remember a single instance of “antifa” vandalizing a building unless there was a massive police brutality protest occurring in the area… If it does happen it’s probably on an overpass or some shit.

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Also no one on the left refers to themselves as ‘woke’ (or ‘wok’ in this case)

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:I-was-saying:

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39 points

“Kill Maga/Pigs” -karl marks

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the random use of punctuation is what really tips you off that someone over the age of 50 did this

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10 points

I thought that said “KILL MAGAY PIGS”

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