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Rat going :expert-shapiro: against the even-more-racist freaks

democrats should start saying belligerently stupid things too. Like instead of “i literally dont know what that means” because you know exactly waht shes doing you say “lemme just grab my ford explorer and mow down some unaborted fetuses”

That would be extremely cool response. Of course they would never do it.

Also, I don’t think this rat really opposses stupidly gigantic cars as long as they are electric from whatever battery company pays him

Imagining a Dark Brandon-era Democratic party that’s like “Guns are emasculating, real men use swords” and “Giant trucks are p*ssy shit, buses and trains are where it’s at.”

Passing an executive order to mandate that car dealerships are only allowed to sell pickup trucks or SUVs to people with doctor’s notes certifying diagnosis of micropenis.

Then waste all the red state genital inspectors’ time by forcing them to go around and verify that diagnosis on a monthly basis or repo the vehicle.

:biden-harbinger: boy could my dad could drive a car

:bottom-speak: omw to get feminised by using public transport to get around the city

Well Pete, the entire automobile industry has spent our lives connecting cars with male sexuality and value as a man so, idk dude, I can understand where some people are coming from after being psychologically manipulated and taught the ways of the world by commercials.

…But what do I know? I just live here.

Shit, I mean, at this point what isn’t connected with male sexuality and value as a man?

The color pink, baking, and empathy for your fellows.

I’ve heard the piano is pretty gay too but that could just be a local thing

Dressing in anything but the limited set of shapes and colors allowed for men also

baking

Dipshits don’t know how seductive cooking skills can be.

🎵 Like a rock 🎵
🎵 Nothin’ ever got to me 🎵
🎵 Like a rock 🎵
🎵 Dad was hard as he could be 🎵
🎵 Like a rock 🎵

But now Ford F150s are electric also so I think that is what he meant. The masculine part wasn’t the gasoline

But can they roll coal?

That’d just make the truck a very expensive vape.

fighting a holy crusade against the left’s satanic gender ideology by constructing all-encompassing gender ideology

“Muh dick”

Why do you want to drive as manly as possible Greene? By your logic, you are defecting from your gender, and doesn’t that make you one of us icky icky queer people?

Accusing the right of being secretly queer is wrong, but it’s interesting how the right is allowed to disobey gender roles more than the left. If they are such model citizens, shouldn’t they be held to a higher standard?

it’s because the audience is presumed to be male. she’s speaking as a male viewer rather than as herself. it’s a weird kind of surrogacy.

They’re only allowed to disobey gender roles unidirectionally — only masculinity is considered valuable, femininity is considered shameful, even for cis women (though cis women who are not conservative pundits or politicians are expected to submit to that shame meekly).