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Lamprey just going to town on your private parts, ah hell yea

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Only $11.99 though

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5 points

That makes me trust it even less. If it was like a $200 fetish toy, sure, but $12 means it’s plastic crap that’ll give someone an infection

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Lmao the lightening bolts in the corner

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7 points

You mean genitalia don’t fire off electricity when stimulated?

I gotta go to the doctor

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7 points

Ordinarily I would post a

:volcel-judge:

As a gag

But I don’t think this is gonna do it for anyone, like ever

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