lol, lmao

5 prime ministers in 6 years

143 points

45 days in office

  1. dead monarch

  2. crashed imperialist economy

  3. destroyed conservative party

Leftoids cant comprehend this level of praxis

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Stealing this

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non-ironically the conservative party would be in a better position if corbyn had won

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destroyed conservative party

Don’t underestimate British savagery and Labour incompetency.

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She didn’t even outlast the lettuce Lmao

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Ms. Lettuce keeps winning :07:

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UK is really embracing their status as a third world country emerging market economy, they’ve added going though unelected leaders like tissues to the list now. Apparently they’re going to add rolling electricity blackouts next with the energy crisis.

Feel sorry for all the working class people stuck on that island

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emerging market economy

more like submerging market economy lmao gottem

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:kelly:

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When are they adding all the good emerging market stuff like spicy food or Maoist guerrillas?

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Maoist guerillas fighting a protracted people’s war from the mountains of Wales would be :chefs-kiss:

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Not even a Maoist but, :lets-fucking-go:

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There’s is a big Gurkha veteran population in the Brecon beacons. Maybe they could teach us some stuff. I know that’s where I am heading when the revolution starts. This is seriously not a joke. That is my plan. Also, momos.

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Hey the UK is trying to claim chicken tikka masala as their own food, they’re working on it. And I’m sure there are comrades eager to form Maoist splinter cells, though at the moment all they have are the just stop oil and extinction rebellion ops

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:kim-drip-too-hard: you watch your mouth

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> Become PM

> kill the Queen

> crash the pound

> resign

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Making her father proud :07:

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lol

does anybody understand british political system well enough to tell me if anything good could possibly result from this or is this just all part of the plan to make the british peasantry grateful for BoJo coming back in to save the day? I remember reading there can’t be an actual fair election for like another two god damn years, it’s pretty much a free reign for the Tories until then.

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Making “daddy” proud :bottom-speak: :chad-trotsky:

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Former Lib Dem leader Tim Farron :data-laughing:

Even better are the replies calling him a social murderer and telling him that Truss’s performance in power is how you know she’s really still just a Lib Dem :party-sicko:

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replaces boris

kills the queen

kills the pound

kills the tories

leaves and refuses to elaborate further

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Truss the plan comrades

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The hero we didn’t ask for nor deserve.

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Is this praxis?

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Dark Truss folks

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