:bird-guerrila: .

i hav evrythng i ned en 1 plac (mit slep heer)

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I turn my dick around and piss on my butt to keep it clean after pooping.

Why buy a bidet when God already gave you one?

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u shuld git a cloaca thy slf clen

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I ordered one on amazon but it said it was delayed.

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etz tru ef u drnk yur pis th capitlst’s connut stel et

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It’s the same thing as a stillsuit.

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th spit most flo

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no donut wury im litrlly a berd covrd n shitt

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i gut fird agaun

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nomor jub

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nw mai jub ez beeng drnk en poblak

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Damn, that sucks. Fuck them! They don’t deserve you.

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thnxu bb

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Did you flex hard on your boss again?

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yeh a lil bit (wuz thn fird)

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du et stel evruthng

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drnk

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th pis ez kinduv grenblik shrak

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i dednt kno th belovd yawt rck bnd toto alsoo maid twalets

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