107 points

They didn’t see committing an actual act of war as a provocation? Lmao

permalink
report
reply
55 points

even if it wasn’t a bald-faced lie (it is), anyone who actually believes that is too dumb to be allowed power

permalink
report
parent
reply
76 points
*

I mean they regularily bomb other countries without any repercussion so they really might thought so. Being protected by Uncle Sam tends to erode brains in power.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Imagine if Iran just straight up nuked them

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I think that’s against their policy, they probably wouldn’t even do that tbh

permalink
report
parent
reply
57 points

Goodness gracious, the amount of tiptoeing the “free press” has to do when writing about Israel…

permalink
report
reply
54 points

Oops I did it again

permalink
report
reply
42 points
*

I played with my bombs

Blew up something again

Embassy baby

permalink
report
parent
reply

permalink
report
parent
reply
26 points

Alternatively:

I’m not

That

Innocent

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

shoot straight into that embussy

permalink
report
parent
reply

Oops, it ain’t a mistake

I’m really insane

I’ll nuke you baby one more time!

permalink
report
parent
reply
43 points

“We’re not evil, we’re just dangerously incompetent.”

permalink
report
reply
62 points
*

Okay, give up your nukes then. If you don’t think that you striking an embassy is a provocation, you cannot be trusted with nukes

permalink
report
reply
53 points
*

if your justification for an airstrike is that you were an eepy lil country who doesn’t know the rules of war, you don’t get to have a nuclear option. You’re trying to have it both ways. You can either be the smol bean enclave state that is just so so anxious and doesn’t mean it but lashes out sometimes and you can’t blame them for it or you can be an entity with the power to immediately dissolve a city

permalink
report
parent
reply