Why not spend a few bucks on a thong and find out?

i only notice them if i accidentally wedgie myself with them

oh and when i check myself out from a mirror, obviously

Is it true they play a G note when you fart?

I think it depends on the thickness of the cheeks and thong/string. I have a thicker than average booty for a guy, and I usually just feel thongs rest between my cheeks. If I start doing some crazy stretches or yoga I’m sure it’d get a little closer to the anus as things spread out.

Strings definitely get more up close and personal, but I feel it more on the top of my ass where it meets my back and on my gooch than my anus directly. It definitely goes a little deeper between the cheeks though, but I sure don’t feel it rubbing against my anus. The right thong/string should feel like almost wearing nothing.

no way, full backs feel like you’re wearing a diaper and you still get wedgies anyways, so why not have a tinier more environmentally friendly wedgy and no panty lines?

if you’re actually having the specific problem mentioned in the title, just size up. try plain ones instead of weird fancy ones.