farming this guy for mythic cosmetics

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These fake cop security guys are always so funny. They get so mad at being told they’ve done something wrong and they always act like when they call it in, their boss is going to tell them, “Okay. Now you need to get him on his knees and execute him.”

The reality is that the job duty is always to retreat and call it in. You’re never ever supposed to shoot back.

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35 points

He looks like one of those GI Joe’s that nobody liked

Like Sci-Fi or Barricade

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He’d be the third-wheel GI Joe that’s like a scuba frogman or some shit given his bright red tactical vest that looks like a life jacket.

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29 points

This is that guy

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Bro got an IBM terminal on his backpack.

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16 points

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Your local mall ninja finally got hired.

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The video is a real trip. these guys really think they’re cops

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