10 points
Sorry this level of brain broken will never not be funny
6 points
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Physics teacher: “The electrical force that repels the bottom of your foot from the surface of the earth is greater than the gravitational attraction between the entire earth and yourself”.
Me: 😲
Edit: I guess it’s more correct to say “equal to”, rather than “greater” since you’re static.
5 points
Ocean’s heavier than hair
5 points
Gravity strong, but static charge stronger.
gravity is cringe (compared to the electro-weak and strong forces)