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What is the worst song you have ever heard?

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ped_xing [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Wonderful Christmastime

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btbt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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They didn’t ask for the best song in history bud

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Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Battle Hymn of Lt. Calley

https://youtu.be/4JoacW7woBY

This is very bad.

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Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Christmas Shoes

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Courtesy of the Red White and Blue.

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NotARobot [she/her]@hexbear.net
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I only know christmas shoes from this patton oswalt bit but lmao probably a good choice

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wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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You’re forgetting I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Sugar Daddy aka Santa Baby, an obnoxious song about a sugar baby asking her sugar daddy for stuff that’s aggravating, not sexy, and not funny, and worst of all, this actual song for toddlers. Yes I work retail and yes I have heard all of these songs more than once, why do you ask?

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star_wraith [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Shawn Mullins’ “Lullaby” still haunts my dreams to this day.

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copgutz [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Sounds like 3oh3 and Ke$ha’s “My First Kiss”. An understandable choice.

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copgutz [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Wow, that’s so much worse. It’s actually like the complete opposite vibe; I must have misread or skipped the last bit of the description. I’m genuinely glad I wasn’t previously familiar with that one.

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wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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That’s a lot of suckage. Nickelback is like Metallica compared to this.

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