I have to fly home for the holidays, but I fucking hate flying. Should I smoke some weed before to make the miserable journey worth it? Will they do a test during the security check to see if I’m high? I know carrying weed is illegal but what if it’s inside my bloodstream already? Can they arrest me? I don’t want to go to jail. Can I get some gummies at least past security to have on the plane?
they have drug sniffing dogs for your blood now and they’ll rip you to shreds if they detect even a faint scent of weed aroma
that’s what boston dynamics has been up to. they turned the robot dogs into vampires
They promised the dogs won’t be used by the police/military.
I guess that was a lie.
Allegedly, no one ever checks carts or edibles, but I’m naturally paranoid and moreso when weed is involved. I’ll usually bring a gummy to the airport and eat it right before I get in the security line. No one’s going to give you a sobriety check. People get drunk in airports all the time, and it’s only a problem when you make it someone else’s problem.
Will they do a test during the security check to see if I’m high?
My guy, how high were you planning on getting? If you can still form sentences you’ll be fine.
Yes they will do a test during the security check. TSA takes forever because everyone has to piss in a cup and wait for the results to come back in. If you fail the test you get taken by the Piss Cops to jail.
