"In a shocking turn of events, “The Malarker” Joe Biden was knocked out by “The Man of Steel” Joseph Stalin in their highly anticipated boxing match. The match, which took place at the packed Madison Square Garden, had fans on the edge of their seats as the two political heavyweights went toe-to-toe in the ring.
Despite his best efforts, Biden was no match for Stalin’s powerful punches and dominant boxing style. In the third round, Stalin delivered a devastating blow to Biden’s jaw, knocking him out cold and sending him to the mat.
The crowd was in stunned silence as Stalin stood victorious in the ring, his arms raised in triumph. After the match, Stalin was gracious in victory, praising Biden for his determination and sportsmanship.
Biden, who was taken to the hospital for evaluation, is expected to make a full recovery. The loss is a blow to Biden’s boxing career, but he remains a formidable opponent in the political arena.
As for Stalin, this victory solidifies his place as one of the greatest boxers of all time, and fans are already clamoring for a rematch. Until then, the boxing world will be talking about this historic match and the incredible feats of “The Man of Steel” Joseph Stalin."
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Joe Biden activates his anti-malarkey field to counter Stalin’s photoshop technique, and summons the spirit of Corn Pop to counter Joe Stalin’s Will of the People stando
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can you ask it when it thinks joe biden died
