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Also countless millions of people have not been murdered for the sake of astrology lol

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fuck it, sure. if you mention your sign offhand and the guy starts ranting like it’s his secret CIA kill phrase, then you’ve dodged a bullet.

Conversely, if they start pulling up the results of their last yearly chart reading, also get the fuck out of there.

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:gigachad-hd: huh, I think I’m a virgin or cancer or something? seems cool though.

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:volcel-judge:

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yeah, literally the only response you need to have. then never mention it again.

having a strong opinion about astrology in either direction, especially when on a date, is a sign your brain is fucked up.

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I try to be a bit forgiving of astrology or things like it. Even though they’re not remotely the same, I imagine it’s what I sound like when I start talking about communism

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Reminds me of the time I was on a date with a hippie girl and I, without thinking, casually made fun of people who actually believed in ghosts.

You’ll never guess what happened next …

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She was a ghost!

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A specter was haunting @sexywheat! :specter:

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I get you but i think maybe that’s good. I couldn’t get along with someone who so fundamentally disagrees with me on the basic realities of the universe

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The first time my family met my sister-in-law’s family, her mom said something about ghosts and we all laughed, then realized that she was completely serious. :yikes-1::yikes-3: Fortunately, she doesn’t seem to have held a grudge and our families get along together well. My sister-in-law’s parents are lovely people.

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ok but ghosts are real

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I know just as many reactionary weirdo hippie libertarian dudes into astrology as women. This is a dumb take but I agree please go straight to astrology so I know not to waste my time.

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whenever someone asks me my sign i just say ligma

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:this:

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imo, it’s the same as the “would you love me if I was a worm” question. While it’s very silly, I will entertain silliness if I like you. Which is honestly such a Gemini thing for me to do.

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that’s a funny question tho. hold on i gotta remember to ask my bf tomorrow.

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bf just said i would be the sexiest gusano alive :fidel-cool:

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Get outta there, he’s a :fedposting:!

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