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Yeah, they’re having panic attacks (real) because they’re convinced that fentanyl will kill them (not real)

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and their souls are in pain. Some kernel deep inside them understands their evil better than their waking brains ever could.

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Christ I remember seeing some study where pigs were surveyed of how sure they were that fentanyl would kill them, surveying done before and after educational presentation regarding fentanyl.

Overwhelming majority were convinced it would kill them before they were shown educational stuff, I think a majority were still convinced after lmao

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I think a majority were still convinced

They’re not sending their best.

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nah i will never believe their lying asses. knowledgible participants in propaganda campaigns to increase their status and budgets.

how do i know they’re lying? mfs do the drugs. they plant them.

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Havana Syndrome for pigs

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I also know someone with a severe anesthetic allergy. Like they can’t interact with most anesthetic medications without going into a comatose state and almost dying. I have no idea what they’re supposed to do if they need surgery. But yea maybe the pig had something like that or maybe they’re a ridiculous individual faking it for social media idk 🤷‍♂️

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They’ve gaslit themselves into living in the world that tabloids are from lmfao

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ive never listened to that one (i mean the podcast itself)…can you link to the episode uou are talking about

also, youre saying that any ““overdose”” symptoms are"“real”" in that theyre likely fully psychosomatic? that sounds very plausible actually, i could see that

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Fentanyl is the magical hero cop maker drug. Sprinkle a dab of that powder near an officer and it’s instant copganda feeling sorry for the pig who NEARLY DIED OMG.

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This - all these cops want to have a story, and at the same time they’re pushed exaggerated (and likely fabricated out of whole cloth) claims as to its deadliness as an unaerosolized powder. All they need to do is shake, rattle and roll for a little bit until the EMTs arrive with Narcan, and they’ve got some unscheduled PTO and pats on the back.

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Just a mild case of Havana Syndrome

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Havana laugh at the cops’ mass hysteria

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Fentanyl is the new Microwave Gun.

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i hope someone is filming when a pig does this not knowing it is sugar

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