You really think you’re something huh? Strutting up and down the site like a cartoon dictator. Your insolence and sanctimonious self-righteousness knows no bounds. You’re a real fucking genius, huh? Glory be to UlyssesT, the holy moral authority of Hexbear Dot Net. You’re almost like the Confucius of Hexbear - trite bullshit disguised as sage wisdom and mindlessly quoted and repeated by the rest of the braindead tailist flock. Your “morality” is nothing more than a Nazi kangaroo court, you fascist fuck. You think you’re a philosopher? You’re nothing more than a Confucian-Hitlerian manchild.

:data-laughing: @UlyssesT what did you do to make this nerd so mad?

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Something about treats I think but I missed it :edgeworth-shrug:

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Gambo is the most efficient way to trigger treat addicts. Only star wars is comparable.

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Star Wars is the worst movie ever made.

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You forgot about avengers movies. Saying something bad about them brings a swarm

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When i first saw this post, i thought it must be about Gambo, right?

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Is that the original Transformers movie?

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Initially read that as Confucian-Hitleriaj manifold, like something on an engine that runs on reaction

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Glory be to UlyssesT, the holy moral authority of Hexbear Dot Net.

:yes-sicko:

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He’s one of the better posters here, to be sure

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I remember names of users that are randomly rude to me only because it’s only happened twice, and one of them was that wrecker from yesterday.

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There’s a certain vegan poster that annoys me sometimes, but doesn’t post enough pure cringe for me to have beef with. The only other account I’ve gotten pissed enough to remember negatively got banned for suggesting it was easy to lose weight and body shaming was okay, after criticizing someone for recalling fear when left alone as a child at the horse races. Other than that, I remember most accounts vaguely and fondly, or not at all. Hexbear is too small to stay here if people are pissing me off, it’s time for a break when I’m just fighting.

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Oh you have beef?

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Sorry, I mean I have tofu.

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Tbf UlyssesT has a very consistent (and imo, obnoxious) posting style, so I’m not surprised someone would be annoyed with him, but holy shit that rant was unhinged.

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and imo, obnoxious

sometimes, yeah

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Our pet wrecker knows more about the history of this site then I do and I’ve been here for like 3 years.

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I only have beef with whoever tf keeps logging me out. I will not touch the grass! :frothingfash:

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:jesse-wtf:

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I want to drop that marty mcfly emote where he’s playing music from the future but you guys just have too many fucking emotes? What is it?

Why isn’t it :mcfly: ?!

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:PIGPOOPBALLS:

Also show us a picture of you penis

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It’s incredible that people are online enough to have beef with specific users on here. I waste so much time on here but as soon as I go do something else I already forgot everything that happened

Same, except I have a little bit of memory for users I find entertaining, or whom I’ve seen posting long enough, or whom I’ve argued with (make no mistake, I have a lot of respect for these too).

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