Literally the only reactions I’ve ever seen to the Battery Daddy are…

  1. “I refuse to believe something this stupid is a real product and not a gag.”

And

  1. “I instantly know this is the best product I will ever buy and need it immediately.”

Two is the correct view by the way.

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For those trips to the beach!

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“Honey, you got a 9 volt?”

“Of course I do! Wait a minute… Oh, I thought I ran out but I do have one left. Lemme test it… It’s low. How dare they.”

“What? Do you have one? I couldn’t hear you.”

“Of course I do!”

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Charge me, daddy

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Amazing lol. I want one now

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but where’s the battery mommy

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i have one of these so that’s me!

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They cancelled the project because they were worried BATTERY MOMMY would get banned in the red states as an offense against G-d.

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