Ik Russian govt killing these capitalists is not for ideological reasons unlike :xigma-male: but still the end result is good.

Meat man concerned about the welfare of pigs

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3 points

Time to “meat” his demise

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Rip Russian Abe Froman

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10 points
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The sausage king of Chicag Oblast

Edit: I think a Ferris Bueller’s Day Off set in the USSR could work. Novosibirsk in Siberia is the third-largest city so is the stand-in for Chicago. Ferris would interrupt a parade celebrating the anniversary of winning the Great Patriotic War, this time singing The Internationale on top of a T-34.

And Cameron would be concerned the entire film about the bourgeoisie decadence of joyriding his family’s IZh 2125 Kombi and skipping out on their studies instead of driving his dad’s Porsche without asking. Gorbachev would be the evil vice principal.

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3 points

:wolff-shining: plays the High School Econ teacher, far more animated than Ben Stein.

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:vegan-liberation-rad:

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I like that they dont even pretend it’s not what it is. Fuck it, everyone falls off the hotel balcony.

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