Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like “how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand” like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.
Then followed by the same batshit justifications like “well i dont eat with my ass” like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.
Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.
Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife
For real, why aren’t bidets more broadly desirable?
Depends on your water pressure, but pretty fucking forceful. Turning the knob to max would shred my asshole. And never pooped on it, the physics and angles involved seem to prevent it
I only learned that some dudes don’t wipe their ass after ‘fellas is it gay to wipe’ became a meme. I had no idea it was a thing until then, I just assumed that everyone old enough to be out of diapers wiped.
It still blows my mind that anyone could walk around with shit stuck to their ass and not be bothered.
You know you’re gross when an owl covered in dirt thinks your hygiene sucks.
CW: Revolting
spoiler
My ex’s ex used to call the bits that clung to his butt beard “klingons”
:what-the-hell:
In German they are known as klabuster bears
Edit: I have no idea what a klabuster is. I don’t think it’s a word that exists outside of this context.
tiktok or reddit
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