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I can’t fix her

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Reason: uses a measuring cup for the drip coffee maker pot

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21 points

Or is that one of those K-cup doohickies?

If yes then definitely an unfixable human being

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Us REAL FBI agents use the good ol’ Mr. Coffee drip machine.

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That’s what I thought. The machine is probably leaky and the measuring cup is to stop it from pissing the floor.

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14 points

No that’s a great call. It let’s you measure and dose caffeine, especially if it’s from a consistent brew like a Kuerig. She might be a fed but she knows how to self medicate her ADHD

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You can do the same thing by making a big pot then pouring it into a measuring cup after you brew it

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2 points

Hmmmm if she was really committed to caffine she’d be using a scale.

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4 points

what’s wrong with that?

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It’s not a coffee pot

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28 points

There’s plenty of white girls with nice smiles who aren’t:fedposting: out there

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31 points

So I have some severe paranoia when I’m doing bad and I once dated a white girl with a nice smile and my brain was like

“The only reason a normatively hot person would date you is to entrap you in a federal conspiracy. She’s a fed.”

So like, @JoeByeThen,my brain has said the same thing completely unironically.

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Haha, yes! Ironically! We are humorous here!

:side-eye-1: :side-eye-2:

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That’s what they want you to believe.

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23 points

Big White Girl With Nice Smile is getting crafty and it’s making :pingu-horny: nervous

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31 points

We’re all feds here :fedposting:

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See ya in the break room!

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then why is my pay so shit

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I do my fedposting on right wing sites encouraging them to attack the FBI lmao

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13 points

wow, are all FBI agents so cute? :lenin-heart:

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Mommy gf feds

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