Fun facts: the UK has crazy laws protecting trees and hedgerows. There’s a national tree registry for old boys.
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The trees owned the lands until the humans took it from them.
Incredible self-owns of history.
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Trees now have more rights than women in the State of Texas
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Are they sure the original Tree that Owned Itself was the mother of the Son of the Tree that owned itself? Or did some whore squirrel just deposit the acorn near the stump?
Have they done a DNA test to confirm that the son has a legal stake in the property?
Now the son is young, dumb, and full of pollen. He’s gotta be spreading it as far as the wind will take it. What will happen when he inevitably dies and his estate has to be settled??
Legalism in shambles
