Johnson, 45, is an ultrawealthy software entrepreneur who has more than 30 doctors and health experts monitoring his every bodily function. The team, led by 29-year-old regenerative medicine physician Oliver Zolman, has committed to help reverse the aging process in every one of Johnson’s organs…

This year, he’s on track to spend at least $2 million on his body. He wants to have the brain, heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, tendons, teeth, skin, hair, bladder, penis and rectum of an 18-year-old.

:libertarian-alert:

On the yuck side, I also had to eat a mound of vegetables that had been pureed into a gray-brown goop. Once upon a time, it consisted of black lentils, broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms, garlic, ginger root, lime, cumin, apple cider vinegar, hemp seeds and olive oil, all of which sound fine on their own. But when put together and blended, it felt and tasted like dirt paste.

wtf just a eat a salad why blend this

After dinner, father and son watched as I inserted my arm into a cardiac health monitor on Johnson’s kitchen island. The machine buzzed and whirred for a few seconds, then reported back that my ticker—at least by one measure—wasn’t that far off Johnson’s. It felt like a small victory for paunchy 45-year-old Scotch lovers everywhere.

owned

The more popular this type of lifestyle becomes, the cheaper and more readily available some of the procedures Johnson tries might be. “If you say that you want to live forever or defeat aging, that’s bad—it’s a rich person thing,” Johnson says. “If it’s more akin to a professional sport, it’s entertainment. It has the virtues of establishing standards and protocols. It benefits everyone in a systemic way.”

:doubt:

Bloomberg previously wrote about this guy’s brainwave helmet in 2021 https://archive.is/KVccl

His body fat hovers between 5% and 6%,

Bullshit

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I looked at a picture of him, and when he’s at his most shredded, I’d say around 10-12%, but most of his pictures look like 12 to15%.

Which is perfectly healthy, normal and good! If he was low single digit bodyfat year round, he’d feel like shit.

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Jesus Christ there are days when I’m tempted to jump out of actual medicine and do these fucking grifts like selling dried tomato dust for your colon health or others BS

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26 points

What is with these freaks. Just be human what’s the fuckin problem. Also your totally living with the body of an 18yr old when you need 30 drs to constantly test, operate, and monitor you.

Oh ya finally I can live forever as an 18 year old as long as I never detach myself from this byzantine mesh of sensors, tubes, and medicines. Cool dude.

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We’re gonna end up with a bunch of Mr. House guys

Just sealed up in pods like a bunch of mummies, still managing to ruin everyone else’s lives with their robots and goons and shit

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he looks like a 45 year old who is in good shape… at least qin shi huan got into a fight with mermaids or whatever for his eternal youth

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