MEMPHIS, TN—In an attempt to quell public outrage over the upcoming release of body-cam footage showing the deadly beating of Tyre Nichols by five of its officers, the Memphis Police Department continued to urge calm Thursday in light of the unspeakable evil they had committed. “I understand that this heinous atrocity beyond the comprehension of anyone with a shred of basic human decency might be upsetting to some, but we are asking everyone to please maintain their composure,” said police chief Cerelyn Davis, explaining that while it was regrettable that officers were mercilessly slaughtering innocents in the streets with complete disregard for their humanity, it was no excuse for causing a big commotion. “This barbaric instance of malice and savagery need not inspire uproar. I pray that cooler heads prevail during this time of unending death and misery being inflicted upon the powerless masses.” Davis went on to insist that any sign of unrest would only give the forces of unconscionable evil an excuse to impose even more wanton suffering on those who have no choice but to endure it.
The Onion don’t miss. Hope they have a good time in the :cool-zone:
they pre-emptively did
There are not nearly enough police killings in this country. I still can’t get over how none of the parents from Uvalde strapped on a suicide vest and walked into that precinct
It feels real weird how little discussion I’ve seen about this so far considering the preliminary moves we’ve seen from the department
I’ve seen it on msnbc a decent bit while in the gym but it doesn’t feel particularly wall to wall considering how particularly heinous this one seems. Maybe once video comes out? Or it could be the media learned it’s lesson from 2020 and isn’t trying to make it too out there
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