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I would argue that while I don’t collect anime figures myself, a lot of them are at least well made and I can see the appeal. Can’t say the same for Funkos, they seem really soulless.

Heck, stuff like Gundam are actual models that you can build. That seems fun.

I don’t see the appeal of Funkos at all. What are they but uglier bobbleheads?

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While the anime figures on the left are vastly more aesthetically pleasing, there’s just way too many of them. Like you can’t possibly appreciate each and every one of them when you can’t even see the majority on your shelf, hidden behind all the other figures.

Just get the few characters you really like if you must, otherwise its just weird nerd hoarding

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Anime figures can be so expensive and look really good. I’ve never seen a funko that made me think “wow, I should buy that.”

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I know a few people into gunpla, even built a few myself, but the only thing i actually own when it comes to figures is a metal gear rex. Fun figure, but holy shit does it take up a lot of room.

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funko pops are one of the most dogshit ‘toys’ that humanity has ever invented. they exist purely for the pleasure of annoying nerdy ‘gigglesquee’ types.

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Beanie baby 2.0

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:milhouse: Remember Alf? He’s back, in pog form! (top comment is :chefs-kiss: )

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How do you resell a funko pop? Are they not all mass produced and readily available to purchase?

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this is going to sound absurd, but hear me out.

if you want little totems, go drop like $10 on some sculpy at your craft store and make some. if you really like something you make, put it in the oven and fire it. you could even paint it and do like faux aging effects like “washes” or dry brush “antique” metallics. you could literally make something incredible that looks like it was made out of some precious metal or prehistoric carved bone for like $8 in reusable tools and materials. and it will be primarily made out of a very abundant, readily available resource: clay from the earth.

the manipulation and creation process of small crafts for your own amusement is a major stress reducer and you won’t be limited by IP licensing agreements. you can start something without even knowing what you’re creating, letting it reveal itself to you over time. we also live in a moment where there are thousands of videos by incredible artists with hundreds of hours of experience demonstrating and sharing techniques literally for free.

there’s a very real and ancient drive for some of us to adorn and ornament our spaces with little objects and companies+petroleum have hijacked it. but you can reclaim your imagination and transmute your stress into things that resonate with you and please you. and they wont be made out of fucking plastic, choking some animal in 1000 years. fuck toy walls.

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Instead of commodity fetishism, create actual little statue fetishes

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:fidel-salute:

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polymer clay is plastic, its PVC

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well shit, don’t get the sculpey, get water-based clay or whatever. seems like there are a lot of options available. my b.s. is mostly found rocks and sanded wood. my point is do your own tchotchkes.

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We’re not artists, we can’t make art. We can only buy it.

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Man I love crafting although I don’t have any time for it any more. I wish neighborhoods had their own communal crafting/DIY spaces with tools, supplies etc. We should have those under communism.

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go drop like $10 on some sculpy at your craft store and make some.

Super Sculpey, specifically. Original Sculpey is a nightmare to try to make into anything because every detail you add deforms the ones around it and the lightest idle touch in the wrong place can massively deform the whole piece, and Sculpey 3 varies wildly by color because the dyes affect how it works in more or less random ways. Super Sculpey, on the other hand, is pliable when worked but likes to hold its shape so detailing work doesn’t deform the nearby details unless it’s particularly extreme, and it won’t just squish when you’re turning it in your hands to work on it (though one still needs to be careful not to crush fine details, a light touch on bigger details usually won’t squish them).

I’ve heard similar good things about some other brands too, but I don’t have any first hand experience with them.

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this is going to sound absurd, but hear me out.

Only to the people who suffer from being treat-brained. People have the capacity to create, whether it’s wood carving, writing a novel, creating a mod, setting up a home garden, or any other DIY project. Treat-brainers have been fully consumed by commercialism to the point where people shitting on their precious treats “hate fun.”

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Collecting graphic novels is actually quite dope

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When I regularly collected comics I would checker them on my walls and ceiling, then occasionally swap them out with different ones.

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Read, uh, Laid Waste by Julia Gforer.

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Depends on how you place them on the shelf

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:angery: they’re not muscle dudes they’re mecha

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it looks like shit when it’s that many of them grouped up together. A shelf with 5 things could be quite distinct

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